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| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-11-23 22:30 Link | ID: 578 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
the vending machine takes the coin and gives you nothing because it felt like being a even bigger cunt. *inserts a coin gently and nicely* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-11-23 22:50 Link | ID: 579 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
It throws shit at you. What a cunt. *inserts a coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-11-24 06:53 Link | ID: 582 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
it ejects the coin back at you at large speeds. i think ive seen that slready before... *inserts a coin shaped coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2022-11-24 18:12 Link | ID: 585 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
cli-clack, chug, chug, chug, chug… …whrrrrp! out comes a paper shaped slice of paper. one magical machine this, printing without complaint. *attempts to pick the machine's lock* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-11-24 18:22 Link | ID: 586 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
The vending machine's DRM kicks in and shocks you. *resets the machine and inserts a coin* |
| luatic |
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Posted on 2022-11-24 19:45 Link | ID: 591 |
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Posts: 43 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
Out comes a vending machine. *inserts a coin into each machine* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-11-25 06:37 Link | ID: 592 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
the number of vending mahines increases exponentially! now we have 4 machines. *inserts a coin into each machine* |
| luatic |
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Posted on 2022-11-25 09:24 Link | ID: 593 |
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Posts: 43 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
You get: - A coin (it was not accepted) - A nuclear bomb - A miniature black hole which consumes two vending machines - 42 *inserts the rejected coin into the second machine* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-12-01 06:29 (edited 2022-12-01 06:29) Link | ID: 595 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
out crawls a mechanical arm that then activates the nuclear bomb. yowch!!! *puts a ghost coin into the immortal machine* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-12-05 09:23 Link | ID: 596 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Everything goes back to normal. *inserts a coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2022-12-05 16:49 Link | ID: 600 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
You watch some metal rollers press your coin, then it be dropped into the basin below. It has a picture… Shia LaBeouf on all fours?! *enters a doubloon* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-12-08 12:23 Link | ID: 601 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Metal ROllers you say? heh... The vending machine decides to be boring for once, and dispenses just a single water bottle. *inserts a coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-12-16 13:48 Link | ID: 606 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
the vending machine decides to be crazy and gives you sparkling (or gassy/mineral) water. yummy!! *inserts a coin, hoping for sparkling water* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-12-17 22:28 Link | ID: 607 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
The vending machine spits out a bottle of julmust. Good timing. *inserts a coin* |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2023-07-01 03:46 Link | ID: 646 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
You get pebbles. I hope you also get the reference.  *inserts a coin that was recently shoved somewhere lewd* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2023-07-01 14:00 Link | ID: 651 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Hah. The vending machine spits out an umbrella handle. Nobody wants to know where that has been previously. *inserts a coin* |
| luatic |
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Posted on 2023-07-01 15:03 Link | ID: 652 |
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Posts: 43 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
You get a copy of SwiftForth, which apparently normally costs 365€ (per year?). Lucky you! *inserts a coin* |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2023-08-16 11:23 Link | ID: 672 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
You get a copy of Oracle Linux. No support of course. *Inserts a coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2023-11-22 12:34 Link | ID: 741 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
The shopping trolley detaches. Time for some speedy drifting! *inserts a coin* |
| dibesfer |
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Posted on 2023-11-28 23:11 Link | ID: 742 |
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Posts: 6 Joined: 2023-08-22 |
Drops a papyrus license to drive a personal 2 seats spaceship in the year 2050 Anno Domini. *inserts a coin* |
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