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ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-28 21:31 Link | ID: 386 |
Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
A massive hammer comes out and starts bashing your head for the cringe you just posted. *inserts a coin* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-07-29 00:18 Link | ID: 392 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
The private key for Microsoft's driver signing has appeared from the XP era. You hoard it from the Windows community however simply to piss them off and cause drama, and watch the chaos ensue. (I wouldn't blame you considering how much they argue over petty shit LMAO) *inserts a coin* |
ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-29 14:14 Link | ID: 396 |
Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
A prototype cartridge pops out. You post an image of it onto Twitter and hoard it, not dumping the ROM out for fear of the now-defunct company suing you for thirty dollars. *inserts a coin* |
Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-09-14 08:04 Link | ID: 483 |
Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
You get a ikea Blåhaj. wohoo |
luatic |
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Posted on 2022-09-14 10:17 Link | ID: 486 |
Posts: 42 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
*an IKEA You forgot to insert a coin. *inserts two coins* |
Heredos |
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Posted on 2022-09-15 15:59 Link | ID: 490 |
Posts: 46 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
You get to live poor. *Insert half a coin* |
luatic |
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Posted on 2022-09-15 16:47 Link | ID: 492 |
Posts: 42 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
I get half a coin. I am no longer poor. I am now considered middle-class. *inserts one hundreth of a coin* |
olive |
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Posted on 2022-09-15 19:34 Link | ID: 493 |
Posts: 46 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS …trying to pay with a single penny? *inserts a damn normal coin* |
luatic |
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Posted on 2022-09-16 10:00 Link | ID: 494 |
Posts: 42 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
You get a damn normal thing deliberately left unspecified. *inserts a coin* |
Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-09-17 09:02 Link | ID: 496 |
Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
you dont get a not normal thing undeliberately right specified. *inserts not a coin* |
Heredos |
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Posted on 2022-09-22 08:15 Link | ID: 501 |
Posts: 46 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
reality starts to fade away and the intelligible world appears before your eyes. you get out of the cave realizing that all of this was an illusion. but as you sit to enjoy the show of the ideas moving and shapeshifting before you, the concept of value appears in the form of a coin and ask you to *insert a vending machine* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-11-01 17:18 Link | ID: 522 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
*inserts a coin* |
ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-11-01 17:19 Link | ID: 523 |
Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Tracker music begins playing and the vending machine spits out a piece of paper with a software key. For what piece of software? Nobody knows. *inserts a coin* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-11-01 17:22 Link | ID: 525 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
A picture of Noire in cosplay appears. Suddenly you hear a scream. *inserts a coin* |
j45 |
so cute~
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Posted on 2022-11-02 18:24 Link | ID: 533 |
so cute~ Posts: 10 Joined: 2022-10-06 |
you got a really hot man. lucky. but i wonder how he fits inside a vending machine, must be some sort of gay witchcraft. 🌈 *inserts a coin* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-11-02 21:21 Link | ID: 540 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
you get bruno powroznik, complete with house price rant and umbrella handle. and a usb with the lost tapes from the glasshouse stores pub meeting massacre of 8th july 2008. *inserts pebbles* |
olive |
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Posted on 2022-11-03 17:12 (edited 2022-11-03 17:13) Link | ID: 544 |
Posts: 46 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
You watch the pebbles roll around in the machine, tumbling… tumbling… You wake up. The vending machine deposited a pile of sand on your head. *inserts a circular piece of plastic* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-11-04 16:45 Link | ID: 550 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
the side of the vending machine breaks off. you still can't see the item synthesiser though. but you do hear some funny music coming from what appears to be an OPL2 chip. *inserts Ricoh RF5C164, Yamaha YM2612, Texas Instruments SN76489 and 32X PWM* |
ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-11-04 20:44 Link | ID: 553 |
Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
The vending machine explodes because you're not supposed to input anything other than coins. *inserts a coin* |
Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-11-05 19:12 Link | ID: 563 |
please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
You get the coin back because the machine felt like being a cunt. *inserts a coin* |
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