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| luatic |
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Posted on 2022-07-01 13:14 Link | ID: 108 |
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Posts: 43 Joined: 2022-06-16 |
You get the Fourth Edition of Programming in Lua. Now you don't need to read the outdated First Edition on Lua 5.0 online anymore. *inserts a coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2022-07-01 16:57 Link | ID: 110 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
tink! out falls a Windows 10 installer disk… useful to scare off birds from your veggie patch. *inserts a coin* (PS: it's incredibly easy to find a pdf of PIL 2,3&4.) |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-07-01 18:12 Link | ID: 112 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
Out comes about 300 blank Taiyo Yuden CD-Rs from prior to the CMC Magnetics buyout in 2014. You realise they'll be extremely useful for burning the likes of Dreamcast, Saturn, PS1, Mega-CD, 3DO and other such systems' games, so you take them all with you. *inserts coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-07-02 12:01 Link | ID: 127 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
the machine gives you a weird screwdriver! you can either shove it somewhere or use it to open the machine *inserts a coin* |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-07-16 05:52 Link | ID: 255 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
You get three floppy drives that contain various music samples for use with Atari ST music creation software. (there's a great article about Fatboy Slim I should find again) *inserts a 20p coin* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 09:03 Link | ID: 259 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
The vending machine morphs into an over the top looking slot machine and starts spinning. You win 4 coins which are thrown at you at great velocities. Ouch. *inserts a coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 09:12 Link | ID: 267 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
you get a kick in the balls. even ouchier *inserts coin* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 09:14 Link | ID: 269 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Cock and ball torturinator 9000 activates. Oh dear. *inserts a coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 09:17 Link | ID: 271 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
the machine morphs into your mom, crushing you.;P *inserts 5 coins* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 20:42 Link | ID: 281 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
The machine is overheated because you inserted too many coins. *waits and then inserts a coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2022-07-16 23:11 Link | ID: 287 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
As thanks for letting it cool down, out comes two bars of chocolate :3 *inserts a dodecagular coin* boy, I hope I get some water |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-07-16 23:53 Link | ID: 290 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
(The chocolate is melted as fuck. Nice job.) You get hydrogen peroxide instead. *inserts coin* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-18 18:24 Link | ID: 305 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
You get a bottle of dihydrogen monoxide. I wonder what it is? *inserts a coin* |
| olive |
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Posted on 2022-07-18 21:53 Link | ID: 312 |
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Posts: 48 Joined: 2022-06-29 |
splht. out plops an old egg sandwich. yum! *inserts coin on string* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-07-19 22:12 Link | ID: 318 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
you get a coupon for hugs from a vappy. :> the string gets cut sadly. *inserts a cpin like cardboard piece* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-19 22:34 Link | ID: 322 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
You get a cardboard cutout of a Sprite can. Was worth a try, I guess. *inserts a coin* |
| Compa |
Compa please just get off the internet already jamie
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Posted on 2022-07-19 23:54 Link | ID: 326 |
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please just get off the internet already jamie Posts: 197 Joined: 2022-06-28 |
You get an M60 machine gun with live ammunition and a bipod for mounting. *inserts a coin* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-20 09:15 Link | ID: 332 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
A cold breeze comes out of the slot. Nothing else. *inserts a coin* |
| ROllerozxa |
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Posted on 2022-07-24 23:25 Link | ID: 352 |
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Site Admin Posts: 229 Joined: 2022-06-04 |
Out comes a floppy disk with Acmlmboard 2.0a1 on it. Elusive... *inserts a coin* |
| Danil_2461 |
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Posted on 2022-07-28 21:27 Link | ID: 385 |
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Posts: 68 Joined: 2022-06-09 |
out comes a message saying "stop doubleposting you idiot" *inserts a coin* |
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