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Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-11-23 22:30 Link | ID: 578
the vending machine takes the coin and gives you nothing because it felt like being a even bigger cunt.

*inserts a coin gently and nicely*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-11-23 22:50 Link | ID: 579
It throws shit at you. What a cunt.

*inserts a coin*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-11-24 06:53 Link | ID: 582
it ejects the coin back at you at large speeds. i think ive seen that slready before...

*inserts a coin shaped coin*
olive olive
Posted on 2022-11-24 18:12 Link | ID: 585
cli-clack, chug, chug, chug, chug… …whrrrrp! out comes a paper shaped slice of paper.
one magical machine this, printing without complaint.

*attempts to pick the machine's lock*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-11-24 18:22 Link | ID: 586
The vending machine's DRM kicks in and shocks you.

*resets the machine and inserts a coin*
luatic luatic
Posted on 2022-11-24 19:45 Link | ID: 591
Out comes a vending machine.

*inserts a coin into each machine*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-11-25 06:37 Link | ID: 592
the number of vending mahines increases exponentially! now we have 4 machines.

*inserts a coin into each machine*
luatic luatic
Posted on 2022-11-25 09:24 Link | ID: 593
You get:

- A coin (it was not accepted)
- A nuclear bomb
- A miniature black hole which consumes two vending machines
- 42

*inserts the rejected coin into the second machine*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-12-01 06:29 (edited 2022-12-01 06:29) Link | ID: 595
out crawls a mechanical arm that then activates the nuclear bomb. yowch!!!

*puts a ghost coin into the immortal machine*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-12-05 09:23 Link | ID: 596
Everything goes back to normal.

*inserts a coin*
olive olive
Posted on 2022-12-05 16:49 Link | ID: 600
You watch some metal rollers press your coin, then it be dropped into the basin below. It has a picture… Shia LaBeouf on all fours?!

*enters a doubloon*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-12-08 12:23 Link | ID: 601
Metal ROllers you say? heh...

The vending machine decides to be boring for once, and dispenses just a single water bottle.

*inserts a coin*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-12-16 13:48 Link | ID: 606
the vending machine decides to be crazy and gives you sparkling (or gassy/mineral) water. yummy!!

*inserts a coin, hoping for sparkling water*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-12-17 22:28 Link | ID: 607
The vending machine spits out a bottle of julmust. Good timing.

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2023-07-01 03:46 Link | ID: 646
You get pebbles. I hope you also get the reference. :D

*inserts a coin that was recently shoved somewhere lewd*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2023-07-01 14:00 Link | ID: 651
Hah. The vending machine spits out an umbrella handle. Nobody wants to know where that has been previously.

*inserts a coin*
luatic luatic
Posted on 2023-07-01 15:03 Link | ID: 652
You get a copy of SwiftForth, which apparently normally costs 365€ (per year?). Lucky you!

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2023-08-16 11:23 Link | ID: 672
You get a copy of Oracle Linux. No support of course.

*Inserts a coin*
olive olive
Posted on 2023-11-22 12:34 Link | ID: 741
The shopping trolley detaches. Time for some speedy drifting!

*inserts a coin*
dibesfer dibesfer
Posted on 2023-11-28 23:11 Link | ID: 742
Drops a papyrus license to drive a personal 2 seats spaceship in the year 2050 Anno Domini.

*inserts a coin*