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ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-07-28 21:31 Link | ID: 386
A massive hammer comes out and starts bashing your head for the cringe you just posted.

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-07-29 00:18 Link | ID: 392
The private key for Microsoft's driver signing has appeared from the XP era. You hoard it from the Windows community however simply to piss them off and cause drama, and watch the chaos ensue. (I wouldn't blame you considering how much they argue over petty shit LMAO)

*inserts a coin*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-07-29 14:14 Link | ID: 396
A prototype cartridge pops out. You post an image of it onto Twitter and hoard it, not dumping the ROM out for fear of the now-defunct company suing you for thirty dollars.

*inserts a coin*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-09-14 08:04 Link | ID: 483
You get a ikea Blåhaj. wohoo
luatic luatic
Posted on 2022-09-14 10:17 Link | ID: 486
*an IKEA

You forgot to insert a coin.

*inserts two coins*
Heredos Heredos
Posted on 2022-09-15 15:59 Link | ID: 490
You get to live poor.

*Insert half a coin*
luatic luatic
Posted on 2022-09-15 16:47 Link | ID: 492
I get half a coin. I am no longer poor. I am now considered middle-class.

*inserts one hundreth of a coin*
olive olive
Posted on 2022-09-15 19:34 Link | ID: 493
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
…trying to pay with a single penny?

*inserts a damn normal coin*
luatic luatic
Posted on 2022-09-16 10:00 Link | ID: 494
You get a damn normal thing deliberately left unspecified.

*inserts a coin*
Danil_2461 Danil_2461
Posted on 2022-09-17 09:02 Link | ID: 496
you dont get a not normal thing undeliberately right specified.

*inserts not a coin*
Heredos Heredos
Posted on 2022-09-22 08:15 Link | ID: 501
reality starts to fade away and the intelligible world appears before your eyes.
you get out of the cave realizing that all of this was an illusion.
but as you sit to enjoy the show of the ideas moving and shapeshifting before you, the concept of value appears in the form of a coin and ask you to

*insert a vending machine*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-11-01 17:18 Link | ID: 522



*inserts a coin*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-11-01 17:19 Link | ID: 523
Tracker music begins playing and the vending machine spits out a piece of paper with a software key. For what piece of software? Nobody knows.

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-11-01 17:22 Link | ID: 525
A picture of Noire in cosplay appears. Suddenly you hear a scream.

*inserts a coin*
j45 j45
so cute~
Posted on 2022-11-02 18:24 Link | ID: 533
you got a really hot man. lucky. but i wonder how he fits inside a vending machine, must be some sort of gay witchcraft. 🌈

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-11-02 21:21 Link | ID: 540
you get bruno powroznik, complete with house price rant and umbrella handle. and a usb with the lost tapes from the glasshouse stores pub meeting massacre of 8th july 2008.

*inserts pebbles*
olive olive
Posted on 2022-11-03 17:12 (edited 2022-11-03 17:13) Link | ID: 544
You watch the pebbles roll around in the machine, tumbling… tumbling…
You wake up. The vending machine deposited a pile of sand on your head.

*inserts a circular piece of plastic*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-11-04 16:45 Link | ID: 550
the side of the vending machine breaks off. you still can't see the item synthesiser though. but you do hear some funny music coming from what appears to be an OPL2 chip.

*inserts Ricoh RF5C164, Yamaha YM2612, Texas Instruments SN76489 and 32X PWM*
ROllerozxa ROllerozxa
Site Admin
Posted on 2022-11-04 20:44 Link | ID: 553
The vending machine explodes because you're not supposed to input anything other than coins.

*inserts a coin*
Compa Compa
please just get off the internet already jamie
Posted on 2022-11-05 19:12 Link | ID: 563
You get the coin back because the machine felt like being a cunt.

*inserts a coin*